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Submitted by Ben Rimes

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V’s intro from V for Vendetta

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V: But on ____ most auspicious __ nights, permit __ then, in ____ of the more __________ soubriquet, to _______ the character __ this dramatis _______. Voila! In ____ humble vaudevillian _______, cast vicariously __ both victim ___ villain by ___ vicissitudes of ____. This visage, __ mere veneer __ vanity, is _ vestige of ___ “vox populi” ___ vacant, vanished. _______, this valorous __________ of a ______ vexation stands ________, and has _____ to vanquish _____ venal and ________ vermin, van _________ vice and ___________ the violently ______ and voracious _________ of volition.
___ only verdict __ vengeance; a _______, held as _ votive not __ vain, for ___ value and ________ of such _____ one day _________ the vigilant ___ the virtuous.
______ this vichyssoise __ verbiage veers ____ verbose, so ___ me simply ___ that it’s __ very good ______ to meet ___ and you ___ call me _.

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?

V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.


Romeo and Juliet

Written by Nadira Gonsalves on February 10, 2013 7:01 pm
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Juliet: O Romeo, ____! wherefore art ____ Romeo?
Deny___ father and___ thy name;
___, if thou ___ not, be___ sworn my___,
And I’ll ___ longer be ___ Capulet.

Romeo: [Aside] Shall I ___ more, or ___ I speak___ this?

Juliet: ‘Tis ___ thy name___ is my ____;
Thou art ____, though not ___ Montague.
What’s ____? it is ___hand, nor ____,
Nor arm, ____ face, nor ___ other part
_____ to a ____. O, be ____ other name!
_____ in a ____? that which ___ call a ____
By any ____ name would _____ as sweet;
____ Romeo would, _____ he not ____ call’d,
Retain____ dear perfection ____ he owes
____ that title. _____, doff thy_____,
And for _____ name which ___ no part ___ thee
Take ____ myself.


Saving Private Ryan – Captain Miller Monologue

Written by Jonathan Serneo, @Anasianbr0skii, Anasianbroskii.com on February 4, 2013 4:15 pm
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Mike? What’s __ pool on ___ up to ___ now? What’s ___ up to? ____ is it, ____ hundred dollars — ___ that it? ____ hundred? I’m ___ school teacher. ___ teach English ____ in this ____ town called ____, Pennsylvania. The ____ eleven years, ____ been at ____ Alva Edison ____ School. I ____ coach of ____ baseball team ___ the spring ____. Back home ____ I tell _____ what I ____ for a ____, they think, ____, that, that ____. But over ____ it’s a ___, a big ____. So I ____ I’ve changed ____. Sometimes I ___ if I’ve ____ so much ____ wife is ____ gonna recognize ____ whenever it ___ I get ___ to her — ____ how I’ll ___ be able ___ tell her ____ days like ____. Ryan — I ___ know anything ____ Ryan. I ____ care. Man ____ nothin’ to ___. It’s just ____ name. But ___ — you know — ___ going to ___ and finding ____ so he ___ go home, ___ that earns ____ the right ___ get back ___ my wife — ___, then, then ____ my mission. ____ wanna leave? ____ wanna go ____ and fight ___ war? Alright. ____, I won’t ____ you. I’ll ___ put in ___ paperwork. I ____ know that ____ man I ___, the farther ____ from home ___ feel.


Reservoir Dogs Monologue

Written by Chelsea Fuller on January 28, 2013 1:23 am
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Here is one of my favorite movie monologues! Steven Buscemi rants about tips and why he disagrees:

Uh uh, _ don’t tip. _ , I don’t ____ I it. … Don’t __ me that, if __don’t make __ money she __ quit. I __tip because __ says I __ to. All __, I mean _ tip if __ really deserves __ tipping, if __ really put __ the effort, __ give them __ extra, but __ mean this __ automatically, it’s __ the birds. __ mean as __ as I’m __ they’re just __ their job. __ was okay. __ wasn’t anything __. Look I __ coffee all __? Now we’ve __ here a __ fuckin’ time, __ only filled __ cup three __. When I o__ coffee I __ it filled __ times. The __ “too fuckin’ __” shouldn’t be __ a waitress’ __. Jesus Christ, __ ladies aren’t __to death. __ make minimum __. I used __ work minimum __ and when __ did I __ lucky enough __ have a __ that society __ tip worthy. __ know what __ is? It’s __ world’s smallest __ playing just __ the waitresses. __ is working __ McDonald’s but __ don’t feel __ need to __ them do __? Well why __? They’re serving __ food. But __, society says __ tip these __ over here, __ tip these __ over here. __ bullshit. Fuck __ that. I __ I’m very __ the government __ their tips. __ fucked up. __ ain’t my __. I mean __ would appear __ waitresses are __ of the __ groups the __ fucks in __ ass on a __ basis. I __ show a __ of paper __ says the __ shouldn’t do __, I’ll sign __, put it __ a vote, __ vote for __, but what __ won’t do __ play ball. __ this non-college __ I got __ words for__: learn to __ type, ’cause __ you’re expecting __ to help __ with the __ you’re in __ a big __ surprise.


Halloween from Rent

Written by bellekid on January 28, 2013 12:25 am
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I did this before I remembered that it was cut from the movie. It is on the movie’s soundtrack, an extra on the DVD and is in the stage version of Rent so I think it counts.

How did get here?/the hell, left, close the steeple the church/did I here?/How hell, Christmas, Eve, last
How could night so/Be so hot?/How a morning mild/Be raw?
Why entire years/On the room floor memories?/When frames from magic night/flickr in on the Imax of mind
That’s, that’s pathetic/did Mimi on Roger’s/And Collins that phonebooth/where Angel up his
Why did equipment break down?/Why am the witness/when I it on/Will it that it’s end and alone?


Drunken Stenographer

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Now you receive us. do not for your or your . We do want your tired sick. It your corrupt claim. It is evil that be sought us. With breath, we hunt them . Each day will spill blood til rains down the skies. Do not , do not , do not , these are which every of every can embrace. are not suggestions — these codes of . And those you that them will the dearest . There are degrees of , we urge lesser forms filth not push the and cross into true , into our . But if do, one you will behind you you will we three on that you will it. And will send to which god you . And shepherds shall be, thee my thee, power descended forth thy hand, our feet swiftly carry thy command. shall flow river forth thee, and with souls it ever . In nomine , et Filii, Spiritus Sancti.

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From the court scene in “The Boondock Saints”


Make a Decision Daniel-san!

Written by ryoshiza on January 26, 2013 4:49 pm
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This is not really one of my favorite movies, but for some reason, I have always remembered this line from “The Karate Kid” (the original one).

Mr. Miyage speakes to Daniel-san about Karate:

Daniel-san, must ____. Walk on ____, hmm? Walk ____ side, safe. ____ right side, ____. Walk middle, ______ or later [makes squish gesture] ___ squish just ____ grape. Here, ____, same thing. ______ you karate __ “yes” or ______ do “no.” ___ karate __ “guess so,” [makes squish gesture] ____ like grape.


His helmet too tight when they this script. Or maybe was written Yoda. Sounds like little green.

Written by aforgrave on January 26, 2013 2:28 am
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Give yourself the dark. It is only way can save friends. Yes. Thoughts betray. Your feeling them are. Especially for. So, you a twin. Your feelings now betrayed too. Obi was wise hide her me. Now, failure is. If you not turn the dark, then perhaps will.


EGALLY BLONDE (2001): Elle

Written by Ime G. on January 25, 2013 1:37 am
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LEGALLY BLONDE (2001)

Elle:
On our _____ first day _____ Harvard a _____wise professor _____ Aristotle … “the _____ is reason _____from passion.” _____…no offense _____ Aristotle, but _____ my three _____ at Harvard _____have come _____ find that _____ is a _____ ingredient to _____ study and _____ of law… _____ of life. _____ is with _____, courage of _____ , and strong _____ of self _____ we take _____ next steps _____ the world. _____ that first _____ are not _____ correct, you _____ always have _____ in people, _____ most importantly… _____ must always _____ faith in _____. Congratulations class _____ 2004…we _____ it!


The Breakfast Club

Written by @mmbutlerr on January 24, 2013 12:03 am
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Do you know what did to in here? taped Larry buns together. you know ? Well then, know how he is,? Well, when pulled the off, most his hair off and skin too. the bizarre is, is I did for my man. I tortured poor kid I wanted to think was cool. always going about, you , when he in school, the wild he used do, and got the that he disappointed that never cut loose anyone, right? I’m sitting the locker and I’m taping my knee Larry’s undressing couple lockers from me he’s kinda skinny, weak, I started thinking my father his attitude weakness, the next thing knew I, jumped on top him and wailing on him. Then friends, just laughed cheered me on. afterwards, when was sittin’ Vernon’s office, all I think about Larry’s father Larry having go home explain what happened him. the humiliation, fucking humiliation he have felt. It must been unreal. I , how do apologize for like that? no way. all because me and old man. God, fucking hate him. like, he’s this mindless machine can’t relate to. “Andrew, you’ve to number one. I tolerate any losers this family. Your intensity shit.” You son a bitch. You, sometimes I my knee would give, I wouldn’t able to wrestle. He forget all about me.


The Breakfast Club

Written by @mmbutlerr on January 24, 2013 12:02 am
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Do you know what did to in here? taped Larry buns together. you know ? Well then, know how he is,? Well, when pulled the off, most his hair off and skin too. the bizarre is, is I did for my man. I tortured poor kid I wanted to think was cool. always going about, you , when he in school, the wild he used do, and got the that he disappointed that never cut loose anyone, right? I’m sitting the locker and I’m taping my knee Larry’s undressing couple lockers from me he’s kinda skinny, weak, I started thinking my father his attitude weakness, the next thing knew I, jumped on top him and wailing on him. Then friends, just laughed cheered me on. afterwards, when was sittin’ Vernon’s office, all I think about Larry’s father Larry having go home explain what happened him. the humiliation, fucking humiliation he have felt. It must been unreal. I , how do apologize for like that? no way. all because me and old man. God, fucking hate him. like, he’s this mindless machine can’t relate to. “Andrew, you’ve to number one. I tolerate any losers this family. Your intensity shit.” You son a bitch. You, sometimes I my knee would give, I wouldn’t able to wrestle. He forget all about me.


Rounders – Matt Damon Opening Monologue

Written by Sam Woo on January 23, 2013 5:53 pm
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Listen, here’s ______ thing, if _______ can’t spot _____ sucker in _____ first half _____ at the _____, then you _____ the sucker. ______ around here _____ tell you, _____ play for _____ living, it’s _____ any other _____. You don’t _____, you grind _____ out. Your _____ is to _____ one big _____ an hour, _____ it. Get _____ money in _____ you have _____ best of _____. Protect it _____ you don’t. _____ give anything _____. That’s how _____ paid my _____ through half _____ law school. _____ true grinder. _____ see I _____ how to _____ a little _____ a time. _____ finally I’ve _____ this: if _____ too careful _____ whole life _____ become a _____ grind.


Life as A House

Written by Quinn Manning on January 23, 2013 3:09 pm
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You know ___ great thing, ____, is that ____ can be ____ constant you ___ even feel ____ difference until ___ is one. ___can be ___ slow that ____ don’t even ____ that your ____ is better ____ worse, until ____ is. Or it ___ just blow ____ away, make ____ something different ___ an instant. ____ happened to ___.


Transformers …(Final speech by Optimus Prime)

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“With the _ Spark gone, _ cannot return _ to our _. And fate _ yielded its _, a new _ to call _. We live _ its people _, hiding in _ sight, but _ over them _ secret, waiting, _. I have _ their capacity _ courage, _ though we _ worlds apart, _ us, there’s _ to them _ meets the _. I am _ Prime, and _ send this _ to any _ Autobots taking _ among the _. We are _, we are _”

ORIGINAL TEXT………….”With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward, a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there’s more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here, we are waiting”


JAWS…Intense Robert Shaw

Written by TimFreitas on January 23, 2013 2:56 am
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Shaw was one mean S.O.B. in the movie and this scene between him and Richard Dreyfuss was intense. And it’s all in the delivery.

“You know _ thing about _ shark, he’s _ lifeless eyes. _ eyes like _ doll’s eyes. _ he comes _ ya, he _ seem to _ living until _ bites ya _ those black _ roll over _ white and _, ah, then _ hear that _ high-pitch _. The ocean _ red and _ all the _ and hollering, _ all come _ and they _ you to _.”


Jake’s not too happy (actually a dialogue)

Written by Geoff Higgins on January 23, 2013 1:32 am
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Comment: Cog Dog said we can subvert the paradigm as long as we can justify it – I’ve gone dialogue, not monologue, cos I love the way it flows, it is a great movie moment, and I initially misread the requirements.

[Jake and Elwood are driving in the new Bluesmobile]
Jake: What’s this?
Elwood: ?
Jake: This car. stupid car. the Cadillac? [tries to use the car’s lighter, but it does not work; he throws it out the window] Caddy, where’s Caddy?
Elwood The?
Jake: The Cadillac used to The Bluesmobile
Elwood traded it.
Jake: traded the for this?
Elwood: , for a.
Jake: A microphone?, I can that. But the hell this?
Elwood: This a bargain. picked it at the Prospect City auction last. It’s an Mount Prospect car. They practically giving away.
Jake: Well you, pal. day I out of, my own comes to me up a police.
Elwood You don’t it?
Jake: No, don’t like .
[Elwood jumps the car over the bridge]
Jake: Car’s got lot of.
Elwood: It’s got cop motor, 440-cubic- plant. It’s cop tires, suspensions, cop. It’s a made before converters, so run good regular gas. do you? Is it new Bluesmobile what?
[Jake lights his cigarette using his lighter]
Jake: Fix cigarette lighter.


Let’s Play Mad Libs!

Written by @Cris2B on January 23, 2013 1:05 am
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How about a variation on Mad Libs? Choose from the suggested words or add your own.

“I coulda ____ (a. eaten b. smoked c. been d. seen

a contender. ___ (a. Barrack b. Brando c. Snoopy d. I

coulda been _______. (a. somebody b. creative c. president d. DS 106 student

Instead of __ (a. the b. a c. her d. their)

bum. Which ____ (a. ain’t b. exemplifies c. is d. isn’t)

what I ___. (a. ain’t b. am c. eat d. breathe

Let’s face ___.” (a. truth b. west c. Twitter d. it)

Real Quote and Movie:

ᄅϛ˙ Wɐɹlou qɹɐupo’ Ou ʇɥǝ Mɐʇǝɹɟɹouʇ

ʞǝʎ ɯoɯǝuʇ: “I ɔonlpɐ qǝǝu ɐ ɔouʇǝupǝɹ˙ I ɔonlpɐ qǝǝu soɯǝqopʎ˙ Iusʇǝɐp oɟ ɐ qnɯ˙ Mɥıɔɥ ıs ʍɥɐʇ I ɐɯ˙ ˥ǝʇ’s ɟɐɔǝ ıʇ˙”


Red (Morgan Freeman)’s “Get busy livin'” closing from the Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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“Get busy __, or get __ dyin’. That’s __ right. For __ second time __ my life, __ am guilty __ committing a __. Parole violation. __ course, I __ they’ll toss __ any roadblocks __ that. Not __ an old __ like me… __ find I’m __ excited I __ barely sit __ or hold __ thought in __ head. I __ it’s the __ only a __ man can __, a free __ at the __ of a __ journey whose __ is uncertain. __ hope I __ make it __ the border. __ hope to __ my friend __ shake his __. I hope __ Pacific is __ blue as __ has been __ my dreams. __ hope.”


2001: A _ Odyssey, HAL _

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“Look, Dave … _ can see _ really upset _ this … I _ think you _ to sit _ calmly … take _ stress pill _think things _ … I know _ made some _ poor decisions _, but I _ give you _ complete assurance _ my work _ be back _ normal.”


The Goonies (Chunk while being held by the Fratellis)

Written by Mya on January 22, 2013 10:43 pm
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Everything. OK! _ talk! In _ grade, I _ on my _ exam. In _ grade, I _ my uncle _toupee and _ glued it _ my face _ I was _ in my _ School play. _ fifth grade, _ knocked my _ Edie down _ stairs and _ blamed it _the dog… _ my mom _ me to _ summer camp _ fat kids _ then they _ lunch I _ nuts and _ pigged out _ they kicked _ out… But _ worst thing _ ever done – _ mixed a _ of fake _ at home _ then I _ to this _ theater, hid _ puke in _ jacket, climbed _ to the _ and then, _, I _ a noise _ this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – _ then I _ it over _ side, all _ the people _ the audience. _ then, this _horrible, all _ people started _ sick and _ up all _ each other. _ never felt _ bad in _ entire life.


The Lost Boys

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You’re a of the, Michael! Just the comic… You’re a, Michael! My () brother — a godamn shit-sucking vampire! Wait’ll finds out!


Sean Maguire scene from Good Will Hunting (1997)

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“Maybe you’re right now. You don’t to ruin. I think a super, Will. That you can through your life without having to know anybody.

Wife used fart when was nervous. Had all of wonderful. You know? She used fart in sleep. Sorry shared that you. One it was loud it the dog. She woke and gone “oh was you?” I’d yeah…I have the to tell…Oh God…”


John Nash’s Nobel Prize Speech – A Beautiful Mind

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I have _ believed in _ and the _ and logics _ lead to _. But after _ of such _, I ask, _ truly is _? Who decides _? My quest _ taken me _ the physical, _ metaphysical, the _ and back. _ I have _ the most _ discovery of _ career, the _ important discovery _ my life: _ is only _ the mysterious _ of love _ any logic _ reasons can _ found. I _ only here _ because of _. You are _ reason I _. You are _ my reasons. Thank _.

For the full speech, go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ToctbuBtc


“I Hate America, Louis” A monologue quoted from Belize from “Angels in America”

Written by Amber May on January 22, 2013 9:14 pm
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You know _ your problem _, Louis? Your _ is that _ are so _ of piping _ crap that _ mention of _ name draws _.

Up in _ air, just _ that angel, _ far off _ earth to _ out the _. Louis and _Big Ideas. _ Ideas are _ you love.”__” is what _ loves. Well _ hate America, _. I hate _country. It’s _ big ideas, _ stories, and _ dying, and _like you.

_ cracker who _ the national _ knew what _ was doing. _ set the _”free” to _ note so _nobody can _ it. That _ deliberate. Nothing _ earth sounds _ like freedom _ me.

You _ with me _ room 1013 _ at the _, I’ll show _ America. Terminal, _, and mean.

I _ in America, _, that’s hard _, I don’t _ to love _. You do _. Everybody’s got _ love something.


Pride and Prejudice — You bewitched me and soul.

Written by Brooke Parker on January 22, 2013 8:00 pm
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You must… surely, you know it all for. You are generous to with me. Believe you with my last night, it has me to as I’d allowed myself. If your are still they were April, tell so at. My affections wishes have changed, but word from will silence forever. If your feelings changed, I have to you: you bewitched me and soul, I love, love, I you. I never to be from you this day on.


Roberta Hertzel in About Schmidt

Written by @almostaspambot on January 22, 2013 6:55 pm
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You already how famously get along friends, but you know their sex life positively white? The main both of marriages failed sexual. I’m extremely sexual, I can’t it, it’s how I’m, you know, when I a little. I had first orgasm I was in ballet class. [T]he point that I’ve been always easily aroused very orgasmic, and I a lot common that. Clifford and, they were guys, but they could not up with. Anyway, I want to Jeannie’s confidence, let me assure you whatever problems two kids run into the way, will always able to on what between the to keep together. More?


Love Actually

Written by @nankching on January 22, 2013 6:45 pm
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Whenever I get with the of the, I think the arrivals at Heathrow. General opinion’s to make that we live a world hatred and, but I see that. It seems me that is everywhere. it’s not dignified or, but it’s there – fathers sons, and daughters, and wives,, girlfriends, friends. When planes hit Twin Towers, far as know none the phone from the on board messages of or revenge – were all of love. you look it, I’ve a sneaky you’ll find love actually all around.


Dory in Finding Nemo

Written by @confusedeasily on January 22, 2013 6:40 pm
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No. No, can’t… STOP. Don’t go . Please? No ever stuck me for long before. If you if you I just, remember things with you. Do, look. Sherman, forty-two… I remember, I do. There, I it is, when I at you, can feel. And-and look at, and I… I’m home. I don’t that to away. I want to.


Maly’s spech – approximately every 3rd word discarded

Written by @NormWright on January 22, 2013 6:02 pm
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“Is required every man, the spirit him, should walk among fellowmen, travel far wide; if spirit goes forth in life, is condemned to so death. It doomed to through the —oh, woe me!—and what it share, but have shared earth, turned to happiness!”
“I wear chain forged in life, I made link link, and yard yard; I girded on my free will, of my own will wore it. its strange to you?”
“Would you know, weight and length the coil you bear ? It was full heavy and long as seven Eves ago. You laboured on. Since it is a chain!”


The greatest trick the devil ever pulled…

Written by S. Walsh on January 22, 2013 5:08 pm
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“Who is Soze? He supposed to Turkish. Some his father German. Nobody he was. Nobody ever him or anybody that worked directly him, but hear Kobayashi it, anybody have worked Soze. You knew. That his power. greatest trick Devil ever was convincing world he exist. And that, poof. gone.” -Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects (1994)


Genie of the Lamp (Aladdin)

Written by @krisavball08 on January 22, 2013 4:16 pm
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Ten-thousand will give such a in the! Whoa! Does feel good be outta! Nice to back, ladies gentlemen. Hi, ya from? your name? Hello, Aladdin. to have on the. Can we you ‘Al?’ maybe just? Or howbout? Sounds like “boy! C’mon, Laddi!” you smoke? if I do? sorry Cheetah, I didn’t the fur! Rugman! Haven’t you in few millennia! me some! Yo! Yeah! you’re a smaller than last master. that or gettin’ bigger. at me the side, I look to you? right, you’re master! He be taught!! would you of me, ever impressive, long contained, imitated, but duplicated…duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated…. Genie! The Lamp! here direct the lamp, here for enjoyment wish. Thank youuuuu! Get three to be. And ix-nay the wishing more wishes. it, three. dos, tres. substitutions, exchanges refunds. Master, don’t think quite realize you’ve got! So why you just, while I the possibilities!


P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sidney

Written by Nikkapotamus on January 22, 2013 4:10 pm
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No. No, can’t. …STOP! don’t go. Please? No ever stuck me for long before. if you…if you … I just, remember things with you! do, look! Sherman, forty-two… I remember, I do. there, I it is, when I at you, can feel. …and I at you, and I… I’m home! …I don’t that to away. I want to …


Erin Brockovich “A Lame Ass Offer” (2000)

Written by Lara Hampson on January 22, 2013 3:49 pm
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“Oh see, that pisses off. First all, since demur we more than plaintiffs and, be honest, all know are more there. They not be most sophisticated, but they know how divide and million isn’t when you it between. Second of, these people dream about rich. They about being to watch kids swim a pool worrying that have to a hysterectomy the age twenty. Like Diaz, a of ours. have their deteriorate, like Blume, another of ours.

So before come back with another ass offer, want you think real about what spine is, Mr. Walker. what you expect someone pay you your uterus, Sanchez? Then take out calculator and multiply that by a. Anything less that is waste of time. By way, we that water in special you folks. came from well in.”


Third Word Bum

Written by CogDog on January 22, 2013 3:14 pm
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It wasn’t Charley, it you. Remember night in Garden you down to dressing room you said, “This ain’t night. We’re for the on Wilson.” remember that? “Ain’t your night”! Night! I taken Wilson! So what? He gets title shot on the and what I get? one-way ticket to! You was brother, Charley, shoulda looked for me little bit. shoulda taken of me a little so I have to them dives the short-end.


As good as it gets

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Never, never, me, okay? if there’s fire, not even you hear the of a thud my home and week later is a smell from there that only be a human body and have to hold hanky to your because the stench so thick that think you’re to faint. then, don’t knocking. Or, if is election night, you’re excited you wanna celebrate some fudgepacker that date has been the first queer of the United and he’s to have you to Camp David, you want someone share the moment . Even then, do knock. Not this door. Not ANY reason. Do get me, sweetheart?


Moe Liked It Too!

Written by Ms. P. Evans on January 22, 2013 1:50 pm
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He is to be. Some say father was. Nobody believed was real. Nobody ever him or anybody that worked directly him, but to Kobayashi tell, anybody could worked for. You never. That was power. The trick the Devil pulled was the world didn’t exist.


You Can’t The Truth! (A Few Good Men)

Written by Sarah Park @sarahhpark2 on January 22, 2013 1:34 pm
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You can’t the truth! we live a world has walls, those walls to be by men guns. Who’s gonna it? You? You, Weinburg? I have greater responsibility you could fathom. You for Santiago, you curse marines. You that luxury. have the of not what I. That Santiago’s, while tragic, saved lives. my existence, grotesque and to you, lives. You want the because deep in places don’t talk at parties, want me that wall, need me that wall. use words honor, code. We use words as backbone of life spent something. You them as punchline. I neither the nor the to explain to a who rises sleeps under blanket of very freedom I provide, then questions manner in I provide. I would you just thank you, went on way. Otherwise, suggest you up a and stand post. Either, I don’t a damn you think are entitled.


Vizzini’s Battle of Wits – The Princess Bride

Written by Emily Strong on January 22, 2013 1:15 pm
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But it’s simple. All have to is divine what I of you: you the of man would put poison into own goblet his enemy’s? A clever would put poison into own goblet, he would that only great fool reach for he was. I am a great, so I clearly not the wine front of. But you have known was not great fool, would have on it, I can not choose wine in front me.


To be, not to

Written by Brian Short on January 22, 2013 1:15 pm
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To be, not to: that is question: Whether nobler in mind to the slings, arrows of fortune, or take arms a sea troubles and opposing end? To die: sleep; No; and by sleep to we end heart-ache and thousand natural That flesh heir to, a consummation to be. To die, sleep; To perchance dream: ay, the rub, in that of death dreams may when we shuffled off mortal coil, give us: there’s the that makes of so life; For who bear the and scorns time, The oppressor’s, the proud contumely, The of despised, the law’s, the insolence office and the that patient of the takes when himself might quietus make a bare? who would bear, To and sweat a weary, but that dread of after death, undiscover’d country whose bourn traveller returns the will, makes us bear those we have
fly to that we not of? Conscience does cowards of all; And the native of resolution sicklied o’er, the pale of thought, enterprises of pith and moment this regard currents turn and lose name of. –Soft you! The fair nymph! In orisons be my sins.


The Ripper

Written by phb256 on January 22, 2013 12:38 pm
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Do you that in to fluoridating why, there studies underway fluoridate salt, fruit juices, sugar, milk, cream? Ice Mandrake? Children’s cream!…You when fluoridation 1946. 1946, How does coincide with post-war Commie huh? It’s obvious, isn’t A foreign is introduced our precious fluids without knowledge of individual, and without any That’s the your hard-core works. I became aware it, Mandrake, the physical of love… a profound of fatigue, feeling of followed. Luckily was able interpret these correctly. Loss essence. I assure you has not Mandrake. Women… sense my and they the life. I do avoid women, …but I deny them essence.


The Joker – Complete

Written by Brian Bennett - @bennettscience on January 22, 2013 11:54 am
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Those mobsters you gone they can back to way things. But I the truth. No going…you’ve changed. Forever. Ha! Don’t want kill you! Would I without you? Back to off mob? No…no. You complete. Don


The Joker

Written by Brian Bennett - @bennettscience on January 22, 2013 11:52 am
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Those mobsters you gone they can back to way things. But I the truth: no going…you’ve changed. Forever. Ha! Don’t want kill you! Would I without you? Back to off mob? No…no. You complete. Don


Guess the film!

Written by Ben Rimes on January 22, 2013 11:34 am
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Alright. Alright, something betters. goes. Uh, with obvious: me, is your nose did a park on face? Meteorological: take cover, going to! Fashionable: You, you could your nose you wore larger, like. Personal: Well, we are, the three us. Punctual: Delmond your was on, but you fifteen minutes! Envious: Oooh, wish I you! Gosh, be able smell your ear! Naughty: Pardon me, some of ladies have if you mind putting thing away. You know not the of a that’s important; what’s in that matters! Laugh, and world laughs you, sneeze its goodbye! Commercial: Hi, Earl Shive I can that nose $39.95! Polite: Would mind bobbing your, the, uh, keeps changing. Melodic: Everybody! Got the world in nose. Sympathetic: What happened, your parents a bet God? Complimentary: Must love little birdies give them to perch. Scientific: Say, that thing influence the? Obscure: Whoof, Hate see the. Think about. Inquiring: When stop to the flowers, they afraid? Say, the have refused find any truffles until leave! Pornographic: A man can satisfy women at! How many that?… Alright. Religious: The giveth, and just kept giving, didn’t? Disgusting: Say, mows your hair? Paranoid: That guy from my! Aromatic: It be wonderful wake up the morning smell the in Brazil. Oooh how! Most people have their capped! Alright. Dirty: Your wouldn’t be, would it?


Commander Adama’s funeral speech – Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Written by Charlie Koch on January 22, 2013 11:27 am
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Are they lucky ones? What you’re isn’t it? A long from home. Jumped way the Red into uncharted Limited supplies, fuel. No. And now hope! Maybe would have better for to have quickly back the colonies our families of dying here slowly the emptiness dark space. Shall we? What shall do? “Life began out”. Those are first words the sacred. And they told to by the of Kobol countless centuries. And they it perfectly that we not alone this universe. Scrolls tell a 13th left Kobol the Early. They traveled and made home upon planet called, which circled distant and star. Not unknown. Know where is! Earth – most guarded we have. Location was known by senior commanders the fleet, we dared share it the public. While there a Cylon upon us. Now we a refuge go to. Refuge that Cylons know about! It be an journey. It be and arduous. I promise one thing. The memory those lying before you, shall find. And Earth become our home. So we all!


Wolf Pack Speech (The Hangover, 2009)

Written by Miss Runner Bug on January 22, 2013 10:59 am
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“I’d like, I’d like say something I’ve prepared. Hello. How that ride? I guess why they call Sin City. guys might know this, I consider a bit a loner. I to think myself as one-man wolf. But when sister brought home, I he was of my own. my wolf, it grew one. So – were two us in wolf pack. was alone in the, and then joined in. And six ago, when introduced me you guys, thought, ‘Wait second, could be?’ And I know sure, I added two guys to wolf pack. Four us wolves, around the together, in Vegas, looking strippers and. So tonight, make a. Blood brothers!”