Rewrite Those Lucas and Speilberg Nice Letters

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As rival Directors, George Lucas and Steve Spielberg would take out newspaper ads when one the other’s movie surged ahead in popularity (reference). Aren’t they so nice?

Rewrite the letters where they say what their subconscious might say.

(h/t to Pat Lockley)

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There are 3 written responses to this assignment.


Hans to Disney, Nice vs. Truth

Written by Cris Crissman / Cris2B Twitter on August 6, 2014 11:34 pm
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I’m with Talky Tina — Lucas and Spielberg are ancient history. I did my own take on this TDC.

Dear Disney Productions,

Congratulations on winning the hearts of numerous generations of children with your wondrous retelling of The Little Mermaid. Your storytelling has made this simple story into a tale of adventure, humor, and romance.

May all your endings be happy!

Sincerely,
Hans Christian Andersen

What Hans really meant:

Dear Disney Productions,

Well, you’ve done it again! Taken a perfectly balanced tale of love and tragedy and transformed it into a spectacle of violence and sacchariny phoniness.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Why if I had any legal grounds to stand on you would not get away with this.

Disgustingly,

Hans Christian Andersen


ooops

Written by Pat L on August 6, 2014 1:28 pm
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Poor Howard

So i made a picture


Still King of the World

Written by @iamTalkyTina on August 6, 2014 10:30 am
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Well.

Dear @iamTalkyTina,

You should really read the instructions of The Daily Create more closely. Because not only did you rush off and do something different from what was being asked (although your response is really good and appropriate so everyone should check it out!), but you also didn’t realize that it was asking for a WRITE one instead of a FLICKR one.

So all those people who are reading your letter cannot see the Art that you made because it cannot be a link and has to be just meaningful in just text.

So, all these people need to go to my FLICKR or MY BLOG (which is aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash iamTalkyTina dot com slash) to see the letter that I wrote.

Well, bye!

Your True Friend,
@iamTalkyTina