A Primer on Erich

Well, Erich he pestered (so bad!) those two!
The mom, she didn’t know what to do!

So late one night (at 3:13),
He took a walk (he was SO mean!)

Tripped down some stairs (say, twenty-three)
You sure are clumsy! (Don’t look at me!)

Tumble fudge down twenty-nine,
That retribution is looking fine!

Sum 106 will get you seven,
It’s time for you to go to heaven!

NOT!

(Rest in pieces, Erich!)

by @iamTalkyTina

(Note: Similarities to any characters real or imaginary is purely in your own mind and not anything that I had anything to do with. Plus, it was just a show! Remember Kojak?)