Aladdin meets his new mate…

Genie: 260,893 fortnights will make you feel absolutely tosh.
Hang on a second.

Bollocks is it blinding to be out of there.
I’m telling ya its brilliant to be back mates.
Alright where are you from, whats ur name?

Aladdin:Uh, uh uh Aladdin.

Genie: Aladdin, hello Aladdin nice to have you on the show can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din or how about laddy?
Sounds a bit dodgy like here boy, come on laddy.
Hey your a lot smaller than my last master, either that or I’m getting bigger. Look at me from the side do I look rubbish to you?

Aladdin:Wait wait wait I’ve lost the plot.
I’m your master? Nice one…

Genie: Thats right. He can be taught!
What do you wish of me? Ever ace, the one contained, often imitated but never duplicated. Genie of the lamp.
Right here direct from the lamp, right here very much for your wish fulfillment right here.

Enter song: “You Never Had a Mate Like Me”