I am a Creepy Doll With Creepy Ribbons Who Cannot do Anything But Be a Creepy Arse Creep

I have some Little Ribbons,
I wear them in my hair.
They keeps my locks all pretty,
I actually have a pair.

But when they get all curly,
From all that daily wear,
To keep them neat and tidy.
I stretch them on the stair.