Overheard in the Food Court of the Moscow Airport

EJosephSnowden:
Man, I would give my passport up just for a decent hamburger!

Putin:
You don’t want the bowl of shchi? Yesterday you liked the Shashlyk

EJosephSnowden:
How about a foot long hotdog? A slice of bad pizza would be refreshing

Chavezcandanga:
Maybe next week my friend you will join me for some Hervido de gallina

EJosephSnowden:
I wish that vending machine had Cheetoes. Last time I got Pirozhki