With Regret It Is Announced

May 23, 1950 It is with regret that Mr. and Mrs. Warren L. Brown announce the forty year premature birth of a daughter, Sandra Mardene. It is understood that she will of necessity be raised in a text-based culture in spite of her proclivity toward multimedia remix culture. Her parents extend their regrets, but as her sire is scheduled to go off planet in 1979 and her dam will be substantially past child bearing years by the time the internet is born, it is with their mutual apologies they usher the misplaced child into the swelling numbers of post war Boomers.