Wow, my day was productive

“It’s my life
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
It’s my life”

BON JOVI-“I’TS MY LIFE”

“You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again who’s fat!”
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC-“FAT”