Writing A Paragraph Without this Vowel? IMPOSSIBLE!

This is impossible! One can’t write a paragraph without using the letter “__”. Wait…since this letter is sort of transgendered, in the sense that sometimes it qualifies as a vowel and sometimes it doesn’t, this could be manageable. I think the sole problem with this is that I cant use most adverbs since they tend to end in this letter. O.K so….oh wait, can write that since it’s the abbreviation for the actual word that ends in the letter that I’m not supposed to use? Ugh, this is too much to think about. I cant think when I’m in Spring Break Mode.