Can you write a summary of a film you have never seen? Pick a film, write your summary. Extra points if you leave the title blank and we guess the film! Blame @cogdog for this one. Want examples? Check the URL: classic-films-summarized-by-me-an-idiot!
There are 8 written responses to this assignment.
woosh,
the knife fell,
as did her head
into the basket
“Why hello Lassie”.
“Woof”.
“You’re home”.
“Flash you only have 15 minutes to save the Earth”.
The end.
A wealthy aristocrat boards the largest passenger ship ever built thinking this is truly a marvelous engineering accomplishment, little does he know it was unable to detect icebergs on its own!
“Is this your new room?”
“Yeah, this house is pretty nice.”
“Great view.”
“Did you say John Week, like seven days make a?”
“No, sorry, it’s Wick, like the part of a candle that you light.”
“Ah, I was confused.”
“Don’t worry. It happens all the time.”
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
A journey.
A party.
“But she’s just a little girl.”
“Sargent, your men are already dead.”
A red pill.
A bullet time fight–more than one.
“I know you’re out there.”
Mindless masses.
Cool glasses.
The brake lights went on just after the car passed the bedraggled young hitch-hiker. The dust-covered teenager, noted the unique “CRSLSMN” Minnesota license plate. As the youth hobbled towards the side of the car, his mind raced to decipher this seven character clue.
The passenger window slowly rolled down letting a heavy cloud of cigar smoke escape. Amid a hacking cough, the driver enquired … “Where ya heading?”
At the last minute, the pack-sack totin’ youngster decided to reply with the truth.
“I’m heading West to find my birth mother. Last I heard, she was slinging hash at a truck stop at the junction of the I-29 and I-94.”
