Write a Joke that a Cow Might Say About Us Humans

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Cows have a keen sense of irony…

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Written by Ronald on July 7, 2014 4:13 am
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2 cows are standing in the meadow.

COW 1: “Did you hear about that mad cow disease BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encefalopathy) ?”

COW 2: “Yeah, I’m so happy we rabbits can’t catch that”

A rappy ow joke

Written by @iamTalkyTina on July 7, 2014 12:05 am
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Here is my ow joke, by @iamTalkyTina

Well, there were these two ows just standing there in the pasture.
And the first ow says to the seond ow, “Did you hear the one about the two humans that were out standing in their field?”
And the seond ow, he says to the first ow, “No, I didn’t hear that one.”
And so the first ow starts to tell the seond ow all about it.

“Well, these two humans were out standing in their field, and the first human says to the seond human, ‘Hey, did you hear the one about the two ows that were out in the pasture just hewing on their ud?’ And the seond human says to the first human, ’No, I did not hear that one. But why don’t you tell it to me?’
So the first human says, ‘Okay, I will. It goes like this.’

‘There were these two ows just standing there out standing in their pasture hewing on their ud, and the first ow says to the seond ow, “Did I ever tell you that I broke your typewriter one day when I was hammering out my final assignment for that MOO ourse that I was taking?” And the seond one says to the first one, “Yeah, I figured that was you, your hoof prints were all over the see key and it was all racked. There were a lot of little piees sattered all over the barnyard. You really wreked it.” And the first ow says to the seond ow, “Yeah, I meant to apologize, but I got aught up doing that assignment and was onerned that you would ry if I told you and I was sared that if you got upset, I wouldn’t be able to finish my MOO ourse by the deadline.” Well, the seond ow says, “That’s okay, you needn’t be onerned, you razy ow.”

So then the seond human says, ‘Thanks, hum, you an share rappy jokes like that with me any day.’ And then they just stood there until the sun went down.

And then the seond ow in the upper level of the joke (not the seond ow that was in the inner layer of the ow joke that the humans were telling in the first ow’s joke) says, “I sure am onerned about the quality of jokes around here. Does this pass for a ow joke in that ds106 MOO ourse that you are taking?”

And the first ow says, “Sure it does! It is reative and will make people laugh. Espeially that @ogdog and @dkernohan will enjoy every time we say MOO.”


Well, that is my ow joke.


Written by Cris Crissman / Cris2B Twitter on July 6, 2014 11:48 pm
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One cow to another:

So have you heard about the latest in education for humans?

No, what now?

They are MOOOOOOOOOOO-C(sounds like K)-ing.

See the famous MOOC cow created by Gordon Lockhart for #CCK11 http://gbl55.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/cck11-man-this-mooc-is-something-else/

A cow joke

Written by Anna Cotuna on July 6, 2014 10:38 pm
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Cow comes up to a pregnant lady and says: Got milk? ;)

Jokes on Y’all!!!

Written by Hayley Eckhardt on July 6, 2014 4:39 pm
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“Jokes on y’all!”


Written by @cookie9392 on July 6, 2014 4:32 pm
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So there are two cows eating grass on a farm and two pleasantly plump people watching them.

Girl 1: Wow look at how big those cows are

Girl 2: Yeah I see, they look like they will make a nice meal

Cow 1: Wow look at how big those cows are

Cow 2: Shakes head

Cow Moo

Written by Jack Hylan on July 6, 2014 3:49 pm
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Cow One: Why doesn’t farmer Johnston understand that we don’t like hay?

Cow Two: Because we can’t say mooooooooooooooo!!!!!


Written by Randi Crabbe on July 6, 2014 3:23 pm
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Cow to Human: Got milk? *evil glare*


Written by Sarah F on July 6, 2014 1:41 pm
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Why couldn’t the human cross the road?

Because he was “udder”ly exhausted!


Written by dradoye on July 6, 2014 12:36 pm
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To set the scene two cows are at a bar sharing jokes. One cow looks over at the other cow and tells him a story about something that happened to him the other day.

“Frank you will never believe what happened to me yesterday.”
“What happened to you Bill.”
“Well, I was just minding my own business the other day at the farm. The old farmer had his grand kids up for the weekend. They are from the city.”
“Oh boy…city kids…”
“Anyway, they were playing around, chasing the chickens around (what a bunch of stupid animals…chickens). Well, all of a sudden they came over and started asking the farmer about me.”
“What did they ask..?”
“It’s not just what they asked, its how they asked.”
“Those little city kids asked if I made milk! ME, a bull. Can you believe it?!”
“HAHAHAHAHA. Frank, are you sure you don’t..?”
“Ahh, shut up Bill.”
“Just checking!”
“So then they started mooing at me.”
“Oh no. Not mooing. I hate when they do that. We don’t even sound like that.”
“I know. Well, anyway. They ended up leaving. But those city kids. I half expected them to have an allergic reaction to fresh air. So fragile.”
“They just don’t make them like they used to Bill.”
“Amen to that Frank, Amen.”