18 meatballs (these are the best http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/meatball-subs-recipe.html)
6 hardboiled eggs (if you can’t boil an egg, go here http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_perfect_hard_boiled_eggs/)
Non-toxic magic marker
1. Cook the meatballs.
2. Boil the eggs.
3. Arrange the meatballs into a 2-dimensional “bag” on a flat surface, e.g. a cooking sheet.
4. Draw pupils on the hardboiled eggs so they look like eyes, two pointing left, two looking straight out, two looking right.
5. Take three pictures, one with each pair of “eyes” where eyes should be on the meatball “bag.”
6. Put the pictures in gimp or photoshop and animate so it looks like you meat-and-egg “bagman” is looking back and forth, as if he is about to cross the street or else trying to avoid being outed as a spy.