Well, Erich he pestered (so bad!) those two!
The mom, she didn’t know what to do!
So late one night (at 3:13),
He took a walk (he was SO mean!)
Tripped down some stairs (say, twenty-three)
You sure are clumsy! (Don’t look at me!)
Tumble fudge down twenty-nine,
That retribution is looking fine!
Sum 106 will get you seven,
It’s time for you to go to heaven!
(Rest in pieces, Erich!)
(Note: Similarities to any characters real or imaginary is purely in your own mind and not anything that I had anything to do with. Plus, it was just a show! Remember Kojak?)