A Weapon of Mass Depression

Aha! Batman is powerless to prevent the most diabolical scheme ever devised by a villain — at the stroke of midnight on Wednesday, November 26, the World Clock will skip ahead to Monday, November 30. Not only will we lose Thanksgiving Day — we’ll lose the entire weekend! No high-chlorestrol feasts, no NFL football, no Macy parades! It will be a year without Thanksgiving. This is a weapon of mass depression! And just wait to see what I have planned for Christmas and Hanukkah!