Ah, those Hippies …

Scene:  A cafe.  One table is occupied by a group of Hippies wearing tie-dye shirts and sandals.  Whenever the word “ds106” is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting.  A man and his wife enter.  The man is played by @mburtis, the wife is played by @jimgroom (in drag), and the waitress is played by @cogdog, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and ds106; egg bacon and ds106; egg bacon sausage and ds106; ds106, bacon, sausage and ds106; ds106, egg, ds106, ds106, bacon and ds106; ds106, sausage ds106, ds106, bacon ds106, tomato and ds106;
Hippies: ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106,…
Waitress: …ds106, ds106, ds106, egg, and ds106; ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, baked beans, ds106, ds106, ds106,…
Hippies: ds106! Lovely ds106! Lovely ds106!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top, and ds106.
Wife: Have you got anything without ds106?
Waitress: Well, there’s ds106, egg, sausage, and ds106, That’s not got much ds106 in it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY ds106!
Man: Why can’t she have egg, bacon, ds106, and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got ds106 in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much ds106 in it as ds106, egg, sausage, and ds106, has it?
Hippies: ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, … (Crescendo through next few lines…)
Wife: Could you do the egg, bacon, ds106, and sausage, without the ds106 then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like ds106!
Hippies: Lovely ds106! Wonderful ds106!
Waitress: Shut up!
Hippies: Lovely ds106! Wonderful ds106!
Waitress: Shut up! (Hippies stop) Bloody Hippies! You can’t have egg, bacon, ds106, and sausage, without the ds106.
Wife: I don’t like ds106!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your ds106. I love it. I’m having ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, beaked beans, ds106, ds106, ds106, AND ds106!
Hippies: ds106, ds106, ds106,, ds106. Lovely ds106! Wonderful ds106!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well, could I have her ds106 instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106,… (but it is too late and the Hippies drown her words)
Hippies: (singing elaborately) ds106, ds106, ds106, ds106. Lovely ds106! Wonderful ds106! ds106 ds–106, ds106 ds—-1-0-6 … ds106. Lovely ds106! Lovely ds106! Lovely ds106! Lovely ds106! Lovely ds106! ds106 ds106 ds106 ds106!