Beat Me Like a Drum

I am delightfully green, green of various shades. I look good as the garb of Roughrider fans.

Beat me like a drum to see if I’m ready. The deeper the sound, the better I’ll be!

I go well with summer days, beach, park or salad. My insides are comparable to the nectar of the gods. The sweet, succulent juice will put a smile on your face.


People used to say my seeds would grow inside you if you ate them. Luckily I come seedless for the lazy people who can’t eat around them.

Drop me and you will be sorry, the mess is a catastrophe.