Carl’s Demise

Carl Cattler had a passion for large cats. So getting to spend time with a tiger was a great opportunity for him. Everything was going smoothly as Carl pet the tiger and fed it raw meat. Suddenly things turned sour for Carl though, he made the one mistake that you never make around tigers. Carl decided to play his favorite artist for the tiger who happened to be Taylor Swift, but everyone knows that you never play Taylor Swift for a tiger. Tigers are born with genes that makes them have a deep hatred for Taylor Swift’s music. The second that Carl decided to play the music for the tiger he had set his own demise. Carl was shredded to piece in the middle of the night and his screams of pain could not be heard over Taylor’s voice singing “I don’t know about you but I’m feeling twenty-two”……