Don’t let it happen to you!

If you ever let Prince Albert out of the can, he’ll go up in smoke.

If you reply to a Nigerian email scam, you’ll have luck until all your money is gone.

If you ever say “may the fourth be with you” and it isn’t May 4th, you’ll turn into a kookie wookie.

If you eat thirteen donuts on May 13th, you will have a wonderful life but you’ll keep going in circles.