INGREDIENTS: CAFFEINE, WATER (HYDROGEN, OXYGEN), CARBON, NITROGEN, CALCIUM, CANADIAN BACON, POTASSIUM, TRACE ELEMENTS, STUBBORNNESS, POLITENESS, CREATIVITY (may include IMAGINATION and contain traces of AUDACITY), IDEALISM, HONESTY (to a fault; some people may be allergic), LOGIC (may contain PROBABILITY THEORY, SYLLOGISMS, MODAL REASONING), GREY-HAIR DYE #4, ARTIFICIAL and NATURAL FLAVOURINGS.

Made in Canada with parts imported from Britain, Ireland