DS 106 INTERVIEW…GONE WRONG!…GONE RIGHT!

LISA: IT’S MY FIRST DAY AT MY DREAM COMPANY, DS 106!

LISA: I’M SUPER EXCITED!

KEN: AWWW, THAT’S WONDERFUL HUN, WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE HOME?

LISA: PROBABLY AROUND 4PM IF THE MEETING DOES WELL.

KEN: DON’T WORRY BABY, YOU WILL DO FINE!

LISA: I HOPE SO SWEETY.

KEN: LOVE YOU!

LISA; LOVE YOU!

ON HER WAY TO DS 106, LISA ENTERED WITH HER PORTFOLIO OF ALL HER CREATIVE WORK.

ASSISTANT:LISA, MR. 106 WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU NOW.

LISA:COMING… *WHISPERS….I PRAY THIS GOES WELL.*

MR.106: SIT DOWN…SIT DOWN…HOW ARE YOU LISA?

LISA: I FINE SIR AND YOURSELF?

MR.106: JUST WISHING I FIND THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

MR. 106: SO AS YOU KNOW DS 106 IS BIG ON DIGITAL MEDIA AND IS SEEKING A CREATIVE PERSON TO JOIN THE TEAM. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER?

LISA: WELL, HERE ARE DIFFERENT PIECES I PUT TOGETHER. I HAVE VISUAL ASSIGNMENTS, AUDIO, GIF.S…I DO IT ALL!

MR.106: WOW, VERY IMPRESSIVE INDEED…YOUR THE 3RD PERSON TO ACTUALLY DISPLAY A WORTHY PORTFOLIO. HOWEVER, THE OTHER TWO DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT DAILY CREATES WERE…CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT RUBBISH!?

MR.106: LISA PLEASE TELL ME YOUR DIFFERENT…PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO KNOW AND HAVE DAILY CREATES READY FOR ME TO LOOK AT….DO YOU MY DEAR???

THINKING TO HERSELF, LISA WAS SO EXCITED BECAUSE SHE IS AN EXPERT ATR DAILY CREATES AND HAS COMPLETED EVERY TASK.

LISA: SIR, LOOK NO MORE BECAUSE I’M YOUR GAL. I DO HAVE DAILY CREATES BECAUSE THAT’S MY SPECIALTY. I ENJOY DOING EVERYONE!

MR.106: NOW THAT’S THE ATTITUDE I WANTED TO SEE EARLIER WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

MR. 106: OK, GO ON…SHOW ME LISA!

WHILE LISA IS SEARCHING, SHE IS NOW BEGINNING TO PANICK…SHE CANNOT FIND HER DAILY CREATES AND IS BECOMING VERY NERVOUS. LISA JUST REMEMBERED SHE LEFT THEM AT HOME!

MR. 106; WELL…DO YOU HAVE THEM OR NOT? I DO NOT LIKE A LIAR LISA! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME LIKE THE OTHER THAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A DAILY CREATE IS? I WOULD HAVE RESPECTED YOU MORE FOR AT LEAST BEING HONEST!!!

LISA: UM…BUT SIR..I-I…UM

MR.106: SIGHhhhh…DO ME A FAVOR AND ESCORT YOURSELF OUT…WHO WILL EVER HELP ME RUN THIS COMPANY NOW!?

LISA: BUT SIR…

MR.106: OUT!

AS LISA WALKS OPENS THE DOOR TO LEAVE, SOMEONE IS STANING ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE…

KEN: DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING MY LOVE?

SMILING IN EXCITEMENT…

LISA: MY DAILY CREATES…OMGgggg THANK YOU SO MUCH SWEETY….I LOVE YOU DO MY KING!

KEN: ANYTHING FOR MY QUEEN… I KNEW THIS JOB WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU AND I REALIZED YOU LEFT THEM ON THE TABLE! NOW GO AND KICK A** IN THIS INTERVIEW….BYE!

MR.106: WHAT IS ALL THE NOISE….SECURITY!!!

LISA: SIR, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE….I FOUND MY DAILY CREATES…HERE JUST LOOK AT THEM….I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET TAKING A LOOK!

LISA GIVE MR.106 THE DAILY CREATES

SECURITY RUNS AND PULLS LISA

LISA: HEY, GET OFF OF ME!!!

MR. 106: WAIT!!!!

MR.106:LEAVE THIS ANGEL ALONE!

SECURITY LEAVES

LISA: DO YOU LIKE THEM MR.106?

MR.106: DO I LIKE THEM…DO…I….LIKE…THEM…ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT QUESTION?

LISA LOOKS CONFUSED AND SAD

MR.106: PRINCESS…I LOVE THEM…I FRICKING ADORE THESE DAILY CREATES….YOU ARE 110% OF THE TYPE OF EMPLOYEE I WANT… AND GUESS WHAT?

LISA: UM..WHAT?

MR.:106: BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL PORTFOLIO… i WANT TO MAKE YOU THE VICE PRESIDENT OF MY COMPANY DS 106!

LISA FAINTS

MR.106: UM…DEAR…WAKE UP…UM LISA…DO I HAVE TO HIRE A NEW VP NOW?/

LISA IMMEDIATELY WAKES UP

LISA:NOOoooo SIR, I’M FINE, JUST SHOCKED….I’M GOING TO BE THE VP OF DS 106….OMG…

LISA SCREAMS

MR.106: DEAR, PLEASE STOP SCREAMING…THIS IS STILL A BUSINESS!

LISA: OMG…SORRY SIR

MR. 106: OK, WELL I SEE YOU FIRST THING TOMORROW….MR.S VICE PRESIDENT!

LISA, SURE THING…MR. PREZ!

LAUGHING IN JOY AND EXCITEMENT…LISA RUNS TO HER CAR TO DRIVE HOME.

LISA ARRIVES HOME

LISA: KEN!….KEN!!!

KEN: HEY BABY, HOW WAS IT?

LISA: OMG KEN…THANK YOU BABY…BECAUSE OF YOU I AM NOW THE VP OF DS 106…HE SAID MY WORK IS WONDERFUL AND HE NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE ME!!

KEN: YESSSS!!!….MY QUEEN IS SO TALENTED….THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!

KEN: I’LL TAKE YOU OUT TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT IN THE CITY…THEN ON THE WEEKEND, A MINI VACATION TO SPAIN.

LISA: AWWWWwwwW, YOU ARE TRULY AMAZING….COULDN’T OF DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU.

KEN: DON’T WORRY, THAT’S WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT SWEETYPIE!