Guess Who

So I am just sitting here chillen, with the ac as high as it could go. Oh no… someone is upset about something again shes coming to get me. She always calls me “comfort food” but I find nothing comforting whenever she near me. Now I am just sitting here. Man is it hot in here or is it just me? This heat makes me feel like the wicked witch in a rainstorm. Hopefully she stops crying and puts me back in the air conditioning.