How to sit in a chair

1. Locate a chair. Make sure that nobody is already sitting in it.
2. Inspect the chair to check for damage or other hazards, such as liquid in the seat.
3. Walk towards the chair.
4. Turn your back to the chair when you are less than a foot away.
5. Carefully bend your knees and place your bum in the seat.
6. Adjust as necessary.