How to Wake Up

1) Hit snooze on alarm clock, phone alarms, etc.
2) Go back to sleep for allotted ‘snooze’ time.
3) Hit snooze again.
4) Repeat step 2.
5) Become frustrated and turn alarms off completely.
6) Go back to sleep.
7) Wake up approx. ten minutes before you need to be where you need to be for the day.
8) Put on She & Him album via YouTube or music device.
9) Become distracted by the sweetness of Zooey’s vocals.
10) Arrive approx. fifteen minutes late to wherever you need to be for the day.
11) Remember to eat at some point in the day, as this will help you wake up fully.