In order to extend user-centric abstractions, my colleagues and I developed at no small cost to the grant-awarding agency, multiple aggregate online corpora. Once we had completed running radon alphetics at our respective institutions, we proceeded to mesh granular models. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! That allowed us to then transform virtual arrays, and, in short, radicalize and model web-enabled metrics. Definitively, then, we have gravidly proven that except for the point, the still point, there would be no dance, and there is only the dance.