This one day at band camp while I was sipping on a perfect crema I got accused of causing colony collapse disorder in the local bee colony because I used the wrong emoji to express my distaste with the new net neutrality laws being debated in Congress, which are clearly trying to eliminate all the click bait and click fraud being committed by chilaquiles eating photo bombers who always try to ruin perfectly good family pictures with their nsfw antics, and I’m like, “wtf;” I didn’t have anything to do with those darn bees.