Judge clears way for Apple Inc., US Airways to merge

Travellers are thrilled with the forthcoming merger between Apple and US Airways. Apple has been wanting to acquire an airline in its bid for domination of all the airwaves in recent years. Apple has announced that US Airways will be rebranded to reflect their connection with Apple, with an emphasis on great service and advanced technology. US Airway travelers will only be able to use Apple products while flying with US Airways. Daily flights to the recently proposed Apple space station will be part of the US Airways new services. Apple would not confirm or deny that future plans include building a transporter for instantaneous travel a la Star Trek by using iCloud technology.

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