I’m Daily Create Drill Sergeant Hulka
We’re here to make art, not do the polka.
Listen to what I say,
You will TDC each day,
Who can top me, step up here you suck hola-a.

Creative muscles are weak and flabby,
Excuses for skipping ds106 are shabby.
Stop facebooking and tweeting,
And Get yer blog feeding.
Regular making of art makes you snazzy.

I may sound tough and a bit like a kook,
In the first few days you might want to puke.
Soon your GIFs are jumping
Creative flow pumping,
Like you will never feel in some silly MOOC.