This is the entry act of Wedding Crashers. One of my favorites movies…. (I tried my best )
JOHN
Gobsmacked ,You saw the surveillance videotape. Your client’s slip and ‘fall was the biggest cock up since I took the stage in eighth grade as Othello. And I blew!
(beat)
Never gonna happen. Maybe a quarter of that. Maybe. 1’11 talk to the insurer.
John’s attention is captured by a hot secretary walking by.
Secretary approaches him.
Secretary: Good morning John, I have a mes (bleeehh) sage for you.
Secretary chundered all over John desk.
John: What the hell…?
Secretary: That is what you deserve for all the tosh you talked yesterday about me.