Scrambletember

Scrambletember is a rather hedonistic arrival on the calendar. Every first, second, third and fourth Monday is a public holiday during which the public are encouraged to sleep in and play music while eating sugary breakfast cereals. By tradition every second Friday is a half day. Although these half days are not officially recognised, employers seeking to enforce their staff to work after midday are often subjected to verbal abuse and vicious beatings from the public.