The Departed

The following are scences from The Departed, if British. Queenan is the head of a deep undercover unit (with his second-incommand Dignam) that is looking into the doings of the mob king Costello (with his second-in-command Mr. French). To do this, they bring in the help of a young police academy dropout that had ties to Costello in his childhood life (Billy Costigan). Sullivan works for the FBI, but is secretly a mole that gives information to Costello.

[Billy upon meeting the unit for the first time]
Oliver Queenan: Do you know what we do here? My section?
Billy Costigan: Sir, yes, sir. I have an idea…
Dignam: [bollocking] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s say you have no idea and leave it at that, cheers? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be wankers. Are you calling us wankers?
Oliver Queenan: Staff Sergeant Dignam has a style of his own. I’m afraid we all have to get used to it.

[Upon letting the drug deal get away for lack of cameras in the back]
Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the toshing cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the tosh are you?
Dignam: I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

[After receiving a promotion, Sullivan becomes head of unit]
[Sullivan tries to enter Queenan’s office, but Dignam blocks his way]
Colin Sullivan: Problem?
Dignam: Yeah, I got a problem. I run dodgy wankers like you, okay? I don’t like ’em.
Colin Sullivan: The day you wouldn’t take a promotion, let me know. And if you’d taken care of this, I wouldn’t even be here.
Dignam: Bollock, you piece of rubbish.
Colin Sullivan: And I’m gonna need the identity of your undercovers.
Dignam: Blow me, all right? But not literally, though. Unfortunately, there’s no promotion involved for you.
[Dignam leaves]
Colin Sullivan: Wanker.