INGREDIENTS: GRADE AAA PRIME FARM RAISED ORGANIC SNARK, SUPER HOT CAYENNE SARCASTIC SPICE, QUICK REFLEX LAME REPLY SYRUP, LOVE OF MAKING STUFF, LACK OF TYPING/SPELLING SKILLS, SILLINESS #5B, DASH OF TECHNICAL SKILLS (DANGER LEVEL 5), LAUGHTER, SELF-DEPRECATION DYE #2, NATURAL FLAVORINGS.

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