Word Nerd Heard

She muttered “wtf” but really it was more like “nsfw” — as the photo bomb of that emoji ninja eating chilaquiles and drinking crema clearly showed — and as we all crowded around the click bait on her screen, as if we were all part of some colony collapse disorder, someone had the nerve to call up net neutrality as an option for filtering, as if it was all part of some click fraud and not just some practical joke DS106 was pulling on all of us.

Someone else consulted the dictionary.